Who the Fuck wants to Stay in Punggol

Singapore maybe a small country, but some places are still more desolated than others. A new neighbourhood is sprouting up in the North of the country & being proclaimed as a whole new place to stay, work & play. Please, nothing beats Orchard Road. This place better know as the John'O'Groat of Singapore is only for 2 types of people: those who will spend NO time at all in their homes but at their parents' homes or those who will spend ALL of their time there, coz it's too far from anywhere else.
Travelling on the perpetually congested Central Expressway will make cycling faster, & the Electronic Road Pricing charge of $5 (each way!) will ensure that cycling is actually a viable mode of transport.
Forget about the cheaper housing in Punggol, you're nuts to stay there. The transportation cost & time proves you do not have a calculator or don't know how to use one.